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Tyler gherkin

Just fuck this cunt this lesbian who nobody love and his mum died in a car crash on the way to the strip club you scumbag
Tyler gherkin is a fucking asshole right lil jimmy .
by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017
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me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever pickles your gherkin.
by word_g33k August 3, 2007
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Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting
Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!
by LordBone January 9, 2012
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Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.
Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!
by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023
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bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.
“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”
by temper k January 11, 2020
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Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now
by Lunistice November 14, 2020
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gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.
by herbicyde October 22, 2008
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