Tyler gherkin

Just fuck this cunt this lesbian who nobody love and his mum died in a car crash on the way to the strip club you scumbag

Tyler gherkin is a fucking asshole right lil jimmy .

by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017

whatever pickles your gherkin

whatever you want!

also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat

me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever pickles your gherkin.

by word_g33k August 3, 2007

Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

by LordBone January 9, 2012

Gherkins Row

A place where carmine lupertazzi sr visits often to taste test gherkins. Sometimes he likes a few more than usual some times it can be too much.

“What’s the matter carmine, you don’t like the egg salad?” (Sighs) “Too much gherkins” … “Smell that? Burning hair” … “Ah shit, Did any body revisit gherkins row before hand!?”

by Soda Glovk February 25, 2022

bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.

“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”

by temper k January 11, 2020

Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.

Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!

by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023

Gherkin

A Gherkin is not only food, but also used by a variety of people as a funny insult. Usually it is beeing used for describing people (especially in Online Games) that are dumb, utterly suck at something or just missplay. It is indeed the cooler version of the world cucumber.

"Wow, his Zed is so clean. Just kiddin, he is a total gherkin."

by Pepe is my City February 6, 2018