Gherkin Guillotine

One who bites while in the service of a penis.

Stay away from Stan, that Gherkin Guillotine will make you sorry!

by CJWallbight February 5, 2018

Gherkin

Gherkins are pickles but the tiny kind. Hence, it is used as a metaphor for a tiny penis. May be used liberally.

Bill: Hey watcha doing Tom
Tom: Oh nothin bill, just jerkin the gherkin

Girl 1: Last night we bathed nude together and I found out he has a gherkin
Girl 2: Nice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 30, 2022

Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

Garking

Bending over to suck one's own dick, usually performed by a man

When Reina walked in on Matt garking, she was disgusted, but oddly intrigued.

by WTFJapan July 16, 2016

Gherkinson's Disease

‎The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,

Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.

by mottman June 15, 2012

Gherkinoid

slang and derogatory term for a race of men with undersized genitalia.

the people in this part of the world are classified as gherkinoids.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

gherkins

a tall endearment for one's member.

paula had always thought that walter thought too highly of his sweet gherkins

by johannes thier November 30, 2006