greasy grimmy gopher guts

a stomach that is so upset that it is just grinding and churning, wired and upset that you just might shit your self at any moment

after last nights booze and burrito binge my insides felt like greasy grimmy gopher guts.

by katdognow April 20, 2009

polishing the one eyed gopher

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006

gopher dick

The action of the head of the penis going in and out of the uncircumcised foreskin. See also circumcision. (verb)

I love to watch Vince's uncircumcised wang gopher dick!

by Star Fox 21 March 2, 2017

Geopolitical

A filler word pseudo smart people use to make their essays, conversations, or debates sound more interesting. In short, it means pertaining to an aforementioned area, and if no area is mentioned, globally.

Iraq is essential on a geopolitical scale.

Really? How so?

Think about it! (they clearly dont know the answer)

by cheaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 16, 2009

geohot

The first guy who unlocked the iPhone, he also hacked the Playstation 3.

SONY CEO: I hate geohot!!!!

by rxm1 April 2, 2011

Gelph

Also: Gelphy, Gleph, Gelph Ann Marie

A very peculiar and stubborn creature. Possesses dry, dirty native feet for the purpose of being sneaky-sneaky. Plagued with an EXTREMELY short attention span, speech impediment, and an OCD for the number 5 (naanan). Harbors an insatiable thirst for alcohol. Speaks a rare, difficult language known as Jabber. Enjoys INSTIGATING and being nerdy.

Derived from the term 'Gelfling'. In ancient times referred to the last survivors of a fawn-like elfin race known as the Gelflings.

See Also ADD
See Also Bitch
See Also Buttmonkey
See Also Crackhead
See Also NERD

Damn you Gelph! Why ya gotta be like that?

"I jhHlate yeouf lso emcuh rihgth; vnoliw!!" says Gelph

by k-DONK January 23, 2005

gelphie

referring to the relationship between G(a)linda and Elphaba in the Broadway musical, Wicked.

People love to read Gelphie fanfiction, because Galinda and Elphie make a very cute couple.

by Rachael Anne June 25, 2007