the girl who drinks alot of Hennessy. normally a drunk addict.
man:look at that girl.
other man: man she is soooo wasted.
man: i bet her name is genesy

fucked up
by ......someone.... October 3, 2011
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An absolutely shit band that Richard Hammond hated
*Stupid bit of a stupid Genesis stupid song plays*

Hammond: AAARGH I HATE THAT BIT
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I graduated from Genesis and was so glad to enter a new school with multiple hallways.
by Anonymous July 5, 2003
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Premier term indicating a person's genetic code.
"The genesis of this individual is very unique..."
by Dave January 16, 2004
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The first book in the Bible. Contains some truths much to the angst of the angry edgy internet teenage atheists.

The Flood for example, did occur but wasn't a world wide flood and is believed, by some geologists, to be the flood that occurred by the rising Black Sea (also known as the Black Sea deluge hypothesis) whilst others attribute the story of the flood to the rising level of sea water after the Ice Age.

This, along with Hinduism and ancient Babylonian religion mentioning the flood story (with many similarities to the Genesis account) shows that there likely was a flood of some sort that a man and his family survived.
There are some truths in Genesis. Other parts of Genesis are symbolic.

Origen was a third century Christian who worked out that Genesis was metaphorical.

"For who that has understanding will suppose that the first and second and third day existed without a sun and moon and stars and that the first day was, as it were, also without a sky? I do not suppose that anyone doubts that these things figuratively indicate certain mysteries, the history having taken place in appearance and not literally." ~ Origen
by RationalTruth August 28, 2014
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Genesis is the WORST person you could ever meet. Not even lying all she wants to do is fight

but any other genesis who’s reading this, your the best :) have a great day/and or night 😽💕
me and my friends: “oh it’s genesis.”
me and my friends to a different genesis: “hey genesis!!”
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