gaffle

To wreck, faceplant, crash, hit the pavement as in skateboarding, snowboarding et. al.

Little Johnny gaffled hard off that hand rail.

I got gaffled when I blew the landing on that double 5-set.

by skrinkus May 5, 2005

Gafflebat

a bit rubbish, gone wrong.

it's all a bit gafflebat.

by Garzini February 8, 2009

Goeffle

A type of person that eats large eggs when they see rhinos

your such a goeffler

I love goeffleing

by Goeffler January 24, 2011

Gerfleybwinch

A complete and utter state of extreme confusion, where a sense of time and space and anything and everything is non-existent. Usually reached at the absolute peak of a psychedelic trip such as LSD.

Person 1: Hey man you trippin' yet?
Person 2: Gerfleybwinch!
Person 1: What???
Person 2: Gerfleybwinch.
Person 1: ?????

by Trippy Nugget February 5, 2014

Gufflegloss

The glossy, smooth top coat of freshly fallen then iced over snow.

Wow, Katherine, the gufflegloss after the snow finally stopped is amazing.....

by Inkedheart October 22, 2015

Gaffle

Another term for "gassing" up someone's head, basically telling you what you want to hear.

That's the Gaffle, I hope she doesn't fall for it.

by Word breaker September 19, 2016

Gufflet

A passing of wind that is too horrendous to not be noticed, but not meaty enough to be a proper guff

Good heavens that was some gufflet Charlie.

by RAZZLESPARROW September 18, 2016