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Punch of Geeks 

Term for a group of individuals who match the description of geek, ie: physically uncoordinated, weak and/or unattractive men or women, with extremely focused interests in computers, toys, comic books and/or various other niche subjects. Parallels include a Murder of Crows, a Flock of Geese, a Pod of Whales or a Herd of Cattle.

Origin: Coined accidentally by Eric Vespe ("Quint") by incorrectly spelling phrase 'bunch of geeks' as 'punch of geeks' during an interview with Jane Goldman on April 13, 2010 at Aint It Cool News.
1. So Kelly and me were at the mall, passing that game store, when a punch of geeks came pouring out with all their books and dice bags.

2. Can you punch of geeks tell me where the Star Trek convention is?
Punch of Geeks by blogtopus April 14, 2010
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Band Geeks 

a group of people that seem great at first, but they really are back stabbers and heartbreakers. the group is filled with pot smokers and sex-happy whores. they love to ruin your life
Those band geeks and clarinet players are always sleeping with every guy they meet
Band Geeks by eagle216 August 2, 2010

The Geeks 

My band, for the most part we can't play instruments bar the drummer. We were going to be called The Lismuse Dashers, however we were amused by the American preoccupation with dividing teenagers into little social categories like 'jocks' and 'geeks'. Seeing ourselves to be the complete anti-thesis of the traditional view of a 'jock' we toyed with the name 'The Anti-Jocks' before settling for the simpler and easier to remember 'The Geeks'. Due to the fact that we know that this name will inevitably have been done before due to its sheer obviousness, we will probably change the name back to The Lismuse Dashers once we can actually play instruments. Despite our lack of musical talent, we have successfully written a song called 'I Fucking Hate My Parents', Original, isn't it?
Duuuuuuuuuuuude, The Lismuse Dashers (formerly The Geeks), totally rocked at that sold out gig at Wembley Arena last night! Everyone was moshing to 'I fucking Hate My Parents'!
The Geeks by dudeman April 7, 2004

Swagger Geeks 

An underground clothing line for geeks (such as comic and anime fans) that was originated in Maryland.
That cool ass Batman shirt Chris is wearing was made by Swagger Geeks.
Swagger Geeks by Raiken April 26, 2010

Band Geeks 

The best Spongebob episode and if you disagree fuck you!
I don't think band geeks is that goo-
*gets punched in the groin*
Band Geeks by Jottys November 1, 2018

Band Geeks 

The best Spongebob episode to have ever been conceived. It aired in season 2 and hasn't been topped ever since. It has the best quotes to be told to one's friend. It also has one of the best endings rocking "Sweet Victory" Infront of a giant stadium. If anyone has another episode as their favorite they are fucking wrong and if they still think they are right tell them to stop talking and leave the premise immediately

Also #RipStephenHillenburg
Person 1(Idiot): Dude I think season 3 had the best episodes of all time
Person 2(not an Idiot): WHAT!? Bro easily Band Geeks is the best episode!
Person 1(still an Idiot): but I like-
Person 2(still not an idiot): Dude just go. just go. there isn't room for people like you here. leave!
Band Geeks by Jottys January 30, 2019

Gooch Geeks 

Did you watch the new Gooch Geeks video?
Gooch Geeks by GPG legend 2 September 15, 2020