Gatekeepers

Useless pieces of shit who need special rights, privileges, and collective societal preferential treatment to even complete with people you consider yourself too good to fuck.

Hym "If by 'Gatekeepers' you mean 🖕 that... Then, yes. You're correct. That's not what I mean when I uses the word. But sure...."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Gatekeeper

A person who helps others pass through from life into death. They have a gentle soul and are special people. Usually they are unknowingly brought into a persons life before they are going to die to help the person's soul transfer from the living into death and the afterlife, whatever that may entail.

Person A: The reason you keep having people around you die is because you are The Gatekeeper, here to ease their soul during death for their transition into the afterlife to be easier.

Gatekeeper: Really? I guess someone has to be the Gatekeeper...

by the.gatekeeper July 18, 2024

Gaytekeeper

Someone who tries to control or criticize people for not being queer enough even though it is their sexual orientation. Gatekeeping gayness.

"There is no way you are gay. The way you dress is SO straight!"
"Not every gay person is 'queer eye' stop being such a gaytekeeper."
"You're right. Not all gay people are carbon copies of each other."

by Twooof July 27, 2024

Gatekeepers

A group of people that stop or disrupt sexual acts from happening.

Hey man. It was a great time, until those gatekeepers that live across the street were just standing there. Just watching me go down on Nicole.

by Jimyee97 September 12, 2023

Gatekeeper

One of my Twitter moots.

Gatekeeper is kind of a boring street manager to fight. Good character, though.

by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

Gatekeeper

Ben Fedrick

Ben: Gatekeeper
Dylan: penis

by BigPeePeePooPoo October 10, 2024

Gaykeeping

The art of one heterosexual man rerouting another from his romantic obligations — often by delaying or interrupting plans with his girlfriend — in favor of sacred bro time.

Sorry dude, can’t let you leave yet — this is peak gaykeeping hours.

by unhingeddefinitions February 6, 2026