gaydeep

A pretentious homosexual that exists by feeding off the laughs of pity that they get for repeating the same poor, unoriginal jokes endlessly.

guy 1: Mike is such a homo, I wanna shove his wannabe hype-beast shoes up his ass.

guy 2: *pretends to chuckle*
guy 1: Like seriously, all the way up his rectum. His wannabe hype beast shoes. Up.

guy 2: *pretends to chuckle once more*
guy 1: I really wanna just take his wannabe..
guy 2: Shut the fuck up gaydeep.

by slickjattjdogcarpedecarpe June 30, 2011

gaydar

Similar to Spidermans Spidey-sense, except where Spiderman's spidey-sense detects imminent danger, a gaydar detects a homosexual nearby, either thru hearing the tone of one's voice or observing the style of their movement, which sets off the realization that this person may prefer members of the same sex. (Being a homosexual, deal with the definition, because most should defend this one!)

My gaydar went off as a man in tight leather pants walked by.

by Khyber Kitsune November 18, 2004

Gay Gayerson

Term to describe the epitome of homosexuality. Used on an episode of Roseanne.

He couldn't be any gayer even if his name was Gay Gayerson!

by Ben Schumin December 2, 2003

gayer than a box of birds

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree

Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."

by stockman09 April 13, 2011

gayer than a bag of penises

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

Gayier

The act of seeming more and more gay. Suddenly appearing "overwhelmingly gay".

Chris was just a bi, emo guy, until he met jon and became a drag queen. He then got more and more gayier.

by ThePinkEraser February 21, 2009

gander

a look, a glance (from the stretched, gooselike neck of someone gazing intently)

Take a gander at this wierd machine over here.

by Light Joker December 10, 2005