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gaper day

The day (usually April Fool's Day or thereabouts) when all the mountain employees and locals who don't have to work dress up in absurd tourist outfits and imitate all the dumb gaper shit we have to deal with the rest of the year. Usually involves lots of neon clothing, ridiculous stunts, and massive amounts of alcohol.
"It's gaper day! I'm going to wear my dad's 80's onesy."

"I'm going with a camo hunting jacket and jeans and doing the Texas Tuck all day on the greens."
by npadd January 20, 2010
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gaper

"That girl had a massive gaper" "did she?" "yh mate fanny like a yawning hippo"
by high4lifeXx April 16, 2015
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gaper

A skier or snowboarder who sucks and is usually spotted wearing clothing from 1983, but other clothing styles for them do exist. A dead giveaway of a gaper is when their pants are tucked into their boots and the famous "Gaper Gap" (a gap between the helmet/hat and the goggles). Gapers sometimes temporarily inhabit the entrance to a terrain park. They will sit on their ass for a good 5-10 minutes talking about what they are going to do of a that "jump" or "rail" while everyone behind them goes before them and they stare at them with their mouth gaped open. Once they finally decide to leave their home at the entrance of the terrain park, the gaper will eventually decide to either roll over the jump and mess up all the lips, or they will try and actually hit the jump. If this occurs, they generally end up coming up half way short of the landing on their ass and yardsale, while the person behind them runs them over and/or yells at them. Gapers may also make turns or snowplow down green runs and sometime try to act cool by crouching and sticking their ski poles in the air but are totally oblivioius to the fact that they look even more stupid than they previously were. Gapers often find themselves on the top of a black diamond run because they are dumbasses and can't read a map. When they approach the run, they may either turn around, stare at it, sit down on the top of it, or just simply walk down the side of it. Gapers often have trouble getting on and off lifts and the lift operator gets really frustrated with them because he is required to stop the lift. A fun game to play while skiing or riding behind a gaper is called "Follow the Gaper". The game is played by following the gaper's path and looking as bad as they are. The game will usually last until they identify your presence, however it is possible to extend the game even past this point.
That gaper just stopped the lift when he got on and off of it!

That gaper's Salomon Symbio rear-entry ski boots are so sick!
by Scabby Anderson January 18, 2009
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Gipper

by Bogeyalert June 10, 2011
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Gipper

A gipper is a prison terminology used to describe a homosexual
Jamal is messing around with a gipper.
by Crodz September 29, 2014
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gaypertunistic

Gaypertunisitc is when a "straight" person acts gay to get something they want.
Chris was low on cash so he went to the local gay bar to be gaypertunistic and have the old trolls by him drinks.
by Gay boy MA May 26, 2010
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Gipper

1)When an African American is so happy he dances into the street.

2)The number one song in the world.
Man that guy was to Gipper he got hit by an ice cream truck.
by Tosh.0/werk February 22, 2011
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