Ganga Yamuna

The smoking of both herbal and resinous cannabis in the same pipe, chillum, or joint. So called due to the mixing of the Indian holy rivers of Ganga and Yamuna at Allahabad, and the similarity of the word Ganga to Ganja, denoting herbal cannabis.

Stoner 1: Oh my gosh I got some top Kerala Black here, got it off a rickshaw wallah in Mangalore, let us wrap up a spread.
Stoner 2: Naah man, you is crap. I am having in my possession some of the finest Manali Cream ever to grace the surface of the Earth, a gift from Shiva himself, passed on to me in a vision, and so we should do up a chillum.
Stoner 3: Let us compromise, have a melding of north and south Indian cultures, a Shiva-Parvati copulation of hash and weed: And do a Ganga Yamuna!
Stoners 1 and 2: Oh yea, oh yea, verrily, we shall conjoin the two forms of cannabis in one item, and enjoy their unique relationship, and verrily shall become mightily intoxicated.

by Guano Biscuit October 11, 2007

Gandalf Problem

In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."

Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.

by betterbeAWESOME December 5, 2011

Ganado

1. Spanish word for cattle.

2. The Spanish version of having a “roster”

Wey casi se me junta el ganado!

by bigjuju February 22, 2022

Pulled-a-Gandalf

Whenever a girl and a guy are fooling around and things get very hot but all of the sudden she stops foreplay and does not allow penetration. Obviously the guy stops after her "Thou shall not pass!"

"Man I am really in need of having sex with her"

"Did you not have sex with her yesterday?"

"No, she Pulled-a-Gandalf"

by Atjetechnokatje May 28, 2009

gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

by God July 21, 2003

gandalfed

To be denied access to somewhere or something. Derived from Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers where Gandalf proclaims "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

"Pete couldn't get in Sophbeck because he didn't have any ID so got gandalfed by the bouncer"

by Pedro the square January 18, 2009

gandasa

A wooden pole thats is shoved in a wrong doer's ass. Often used to torture criminals by the cops in Asia.

A cop said "Purge out the truth or we'll have a grand party tonight", pointing towards a 'gandasa'.

by Tramp120 November 26, 2009