The man with a forehead so big you could land an AC130 on it, he is over obsessed with Fortnite and loves spaghetti, his brain cell count is below zero.
by El Mexicano Gabe grande April 24, 2019
The coolest, smartest, best looking guy alive. The epitome of a well-hung male. He has a huge penis but he remains modest and humble. He is the perfect male with body, brain and heart to match. This man will impress you with his many talents. He hangs out witch Chuck Norris in his spare time and he's the coolest, nicest and most caring friend you could ever want. If you meet a Gabe you are among the luckiest people on earth. This person's underwear alone would sell for millions on Pawn Stars.
A more talented, more handsome, smarter, more lovable, taller, more athletic Zac Efron.
A more talented, more handsome, smarter, more lovable, taller, more athletic Zac Efron.
He's so popular, he's almost a Gabe.
Wow, did you see the Gabe sized package on that guy?
If you were any more perfect you'd be such a Gabe.
Wow, did you see the Gabe sized package on that guy?
If you were any more perfect you'd be such a Gabe.
by Eveofdestruction October 26, 2011
Someone who is really nice, cute, and has really pretty gold/ green eyes. You will fall in love with him almost instantly. Sadly, he never stays around. Eventually he moves and it's all you can do to not think about him.
by yo.crazy.lol9876 February 05, 2010
Gabe is not an actual human. He is a pigeon wearing a human skin. But you can easily see the truth by a Gabes behavior. They will make loud pigeon noises, and usually with no reason. They do this because they don't understand the human thing you are doing, so they try do distract/confuse you with pigeon thing you don't understand. They will also steal all of your food. ALL OF IT. So if you fear that a Gabe is around, hide your food. These are the main 2 signs of a Gabe, but there are many more. The best way to tell is if you see a human with pigeon habits. Please protect yourself.
Dude, why is that guy acting so weird?
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)
by turtle-tot October 24, 2018
Gabe is a guy that gets a girl and looses her but gets her back later his eyes are brown and so is his hair gabe's are very rare to find.
Gabe's girl:omg I'm so happy gabe is my boyfriend
Girl 2:ya I'm so happy for you -jealous-
Gabe:hey babe
Girl 2:ya I'm so happy for you -jealous-
Gabe:hey babe
by lovemybfSOMUCH September 29, 2017
Gabe's are Always On, even when you don't want them to be. They're incredibly driven in all of their artistic pursuits. Definitely a moocher, a lover of food if you will. They tend to have commitment issues, and normally jump from one relationship into the next, until they find the perfect Teet. They are wizards at improv comedy and songwriting, and can write you a ballad of greatness that mostly pertains to bars, half-lit cigarettes, and best friends. Always the life of the party with a guitar in one hand and a Shocktop in the other. Has never shaved his pubes, but no one seems to mind. You'd like them.
by Marko Adriel Munoz April 04, 2017