An overdone tourist-trap of a holiday. Mardi Gras merchandise is sold all year round in N'awlans. Makes me sick.
by Lumpkin June 24, 2005
A lame justification to get hammered. A holiday that has its origin in Christianity, but has since been defiled by scum who think they can drink and fuck all they want.
by dmoney March 01, 2004
The day before Ash Wednesday; the end of the Carnival season which begins on January 6. It's a public (and paid) holiday in New Orleans, so there's not really much to do after the parades. Of course, there is Bourbon Street, but only if you're a hopeless alcoholic, a complete loser, or a skank who is willing to show her breasts for Chinese plastic beads worth about twelve cents.
The day before is called Lundi Gras.
The day before is called Lundi Gras.
Man 1: "Dude, I waited until the night before Mardi Gras to go to New Orleans, because I didn't know that there's nothing to do the next day. Even the coffee shops were closed!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot."
Man 2: "You're an idiot."
by ebenezer booze March 18, 2012
Where's Julie-Jo?
Oh, she's in the little cowgirls room and has been for an hour! She must be having a helluva gras deaux!
Oh, she's in the little cowgirls room and has been for an hour! She must be having a helluva gras deaux!
by Clay Rookdoggie November 19, 2004
a pagan holiday that's probably the origin of the first gay pride parade
it's like a gay pride parade/burning man festival/girl's gone wild anal-sex/cunnilingus parade
it's like a gay pride parade/burning man festival/girl's gone wild anal-sex/cunnilingus parade
by it's very [Old Europe] February 09, 2005
In Australia, Mardi Gras is a celebration of the Gay Lesbian, Bisexual and Trangender community where they participate in a parade with floats that are flamboyant and often depict naked people. This parader celebrates the LGBT community and is often attended by straight people, supporting the community. Groups involved are the "Dykes on Bikes", PFLAG etc. This parade has alot of nakedness, mesh and plastic clothing.
by Dimsims July 15, 2009
n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.
by The Slow Kid July 08, 2006