Goat

GoatA person who is stupid and annoying.

"shut up you goat"

by Vinnoir November 21, 2004

GOAT

Geek Of All Trades

DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.

by holtrain July 30, 2011

GOAT

The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.

S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.

by mila_punis April 15, 2015

goat

only the sexiest animal on the internet

"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat

by i actually lov dat chonny blok September 15, 2011

Goat

Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid.

Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.

This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.

Yo kid, you are such a Goat! *BAaaaaaHHH!*
Kid: :( Awhh

by New trends 101 April 9, 2011

goat

An animal that is the polar opposite of the phoenix.

"Hey look, it's a goat, the opposite of a phoenix."

by AQuaTIIC sans March 3, 2020

goat

hot, tall, men from ireland with killer accents. also known to have a beercan

Yo did you check out the beercan on that goat?

by widdlebunny September 21, 2005