oldilocks

term used to describe the questionable hairdo of older,balding men/aging hippies who have pony tails

Most "has been" four member rock bands are known as oldilocks and the three bores.......

by sheila in the car July 5, 2009

Holdilocks

Someone who holds an item for another when that person does not have a hand free (they are carrying too many items). Holdilocks is typically used at a bar when a woman needs to look in her purse for something and needs a friend to hold her drink! It is a term of endearment towards the person who is holding the drink/item for a friend. (Noun)

"Jenna, will you be my holdilocks?" Jen says passing her drink to her friend. "I need to put my lipstick on." Jen, in the middle of the dance floor, begins digging in her purse for her lipstick as Jenna holds her drink.

or

"Laura, will you be my holdilocks?" Karen says passing her drink to her friend. "I want to light this cigarette."

by Ariel Ponyweather May 31, 2009

Goldicocks

A gay guy that always complains about his tricks cocks, some are too big, some are too small, some are too curved, etc. Goldicocks is always looking for the perfect cock.

Mario is always complaining his partners cocks are never exactly what he wants. He is such a Goldicocks!

by The Great White Latin Hunter May 19, 2012

Goldilocksing

When people walk into a bar or restaurant and sit at every table before finally choosing one

Taken from the children's fairytale Goldilocks & The 3 Bears

- "Dude, you got a new table at 103"

- "Ya I see them, but they've been GOLDILOCKSING the fuck out of me, that's the 4th table they've sat in........ see there they go again!

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This seat's too chilly
This seat's too loud
This seat doesn't have a window
This seat is juuuuuuust right!

by Mahphukkah July 7, 2012

Goldilocksing

v. To do something several times, alternating between opposite extremes, taking forever to hit the optimal solution.

The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldilocks and the three bears, written by the brothers Grimm.

Also see goldilocks, goldilocks (v), goldilocksing

"Marci was totally Goldilocksing with the printer paper. First she jammed the printer because there wasn't enough paper in the printer drawer, then she put so much paper in that it jammed again!"

by Rocketman Karl March 3, 2009

goldilockzd

When you kick ass so hard on something that it ended up being "just right"

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You just goldilockzd it!

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by mstein November 21, 2010

goldilocksed

Using someone else's bed during or after a party without their permission.

Gina was goldilocksed when she found other people in her bed during a party.

by dutchvd July 21, 2014