Gloria

A short girl who is so smart you must keep your mind 20 meters away so you don't get baffled about anything. She is hard to be a friend with.
She can also be tall and beutiful but so dumb you get baffled around her, too.

Drake: did you walk near Gloria again?
Guy: Hmm, Blah, Keha.

by A Shritan January 21, 2020

Gloria

she a biatch on the low

damn gloria lowkey a biatch

by thatonedudenamedh3ctor November 23, 2021

gloria

a name for any alcoholic drink

I love Gloria!
Damn you Gloria!
Is Gloria here?
I need Gloria!

by PennyL April 15, 2008

Gloria

Gloria is a little bluewaffle that will act like a grandma but then bitch like mad

Wow man your grandma is a real Gloria!

by Pussyfucker1738 January 2, 2017

Gloria

A crazy girl who likes to watch you sleep alone and feeds off of souls

Gloria is going to get you

by Freeghost June 10, 2018

Gloria

Gloria is an aisian looking Mexican girl. She is also the biggest slag on the planet as she has got with at least 16 boys in the past 5 months. She seems to be proud of herself for being such a player. Don’t be friends with her, especially as she is an immigrant.

Gloria the immigrant

by I’m not an immigrant March 24, 2019

Gloria

A Gloria is a backstabbing pain in the ass person who swears heaps. Never trust a Gloria, they will only betray you and spread bad rumours about you. They will act friendly at the start then turn out to be cyco. Gloria's tend to end up lonely and die old with nobody that loves them. She tends to laugh at you, call you names and punch you. They will even make your boyfriend dump you. WATCH OUT FOR GLORIA'S! THEY ARE TO BE TRUSTED UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES!

Guy: God that person is so bitchy!
Girl: Yeah. That's Gloria.
Guy: Should've spotted that one!

by Awesome Anonymous Person June 24, 2012