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you are such a glazer he's not that good
by theoneandonlymay January 17, 2025
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Glazered

To have a reversal of fortune that is well deserved. Similar to being Munsoned.
He decided to stop paying taxes and was eventually Glazered by the IRS.
by Chinyano March 11, 2025
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Glazer

Glazer means when someone is Dick riding to the max
Random Nigga: Nah you just let her do that to you

Me: It's always the black niggas glazing you fucking glazer
by Nigga Number 928013 May 16, 2023
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Glazer

When a man loves another man and needs his approval.
“Jacob Is such a glazer when It comes to jameson. He craves his validation
by kans djahahab May 17, 2023
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glazer

when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins

my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024
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glazer

when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins

my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024
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Professional Glazer

A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:

Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.

by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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