Grape Smuggler

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

by grizzt69 January 13, 2007

Come Get Your Grape Juice

an exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.

Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!

by shadalabadingdong December 3, 2014

grapefruit technique

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by DesX September 23, 2014

Grape surgery

They did surgery on a grape. Beatiful meme created by @simpledorito on instagram. It contains a grape getting surgery

Grape surgery is a grape getting surgery
Me: dad, they did surgery on a grape?
Dad: yes son. They did surgery on a grape

by Faze.yumi.v2 November 22, 2018

Grapefruiting

When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.

MALE1: Dude my girl done some crazy shit last night
Male2: Like what?
Male1: She was grapefruiting me all night

by The great grapefruiter May 24, 2014

Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.

grapes is a pr0g master

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

grape point

After consuming a large amount of grapes, the point at which you would rather die and eat another grape.

I only have five grapes left, but I hit the grape point. I don't think I can make it to finish them off.

by gtg392y March 31, 2009