G unit was the Sikh code name given to an elite class of soldiers that represented the homosexual community (hence Gay-Unit) and bone random 'niggas' in the ass. Some of their special forces units actually conducted a series of very dangerous and literally mindboggling acts known as 'Eing in the C', which stands for 'Ejaculating in the Cranium'. This ejaculation which was medically poisoned as well killing the victims the same instant. Also, as the brain has no pain-receptors the victims died a painless yet disgusting death. The unit other, the Psychological Ops unit tried to spread homosexual behaviour amongst the disoriented American youth (which had no brain to ejaculate into) by adding subliminal messages in musical messages which were translated to the ordinary ears as the group, G-unit. These 'niggas' were lead by a man named by his value, 50 cent. His name also represented the amount of people that he had to convert before he got his commanding status.
Yo Dawg, I was taking a leak the other day when this 'nigga' emerged from the shadows and poked me in the ass. Next thing I know i'm on the floor and this other 'nigga' comes by, cuts my head open, and ejactulates into my head. Now my ghost is having to write this down for you cuz i died, painlessly might i add.
by EpC 2 August 10, 2005
by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo February 28, 2006
50 Cent's group consisting of Tony Yayo (currently incarcerated), Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, and 50 himself; short hand for Guerilla Unit; started with 50, Yayo, & Banks who grew up literally across the street or around the corner from each other in South Side Jamaica, Queens, NYC.
by xlae-x April 25, 2003
1. A measure of gravity
2. A group of (wannabe gangstas)negroes who shout out their name with explosive force at random times to promote theirselves like prostutes or women.
3.Gorilla Unit-A group of people (usually negroes)who have the brain capacity as an angry gorilla during "the season"
2. A group of (wannabe gangstas)negroes who shout out their name with explosive force at random times to promote theirselves like prostutes or women.
3.Gorilla Unit-A group of people (usually negroes)who have the brain capacity as an angry gorilla during "the season"
1.The moon has 1/6 G unit
2.Interviewer"So i hear that yuor new ablum the massacre is gonna.." 50 cent peice "GGGGGG UNIT!!!! Sorry i had to let that out"
3. The gorilla unit in afghanistan killed an american soldier today.
2.Interviewer"So i hear that yuor new ablum the massacre is gonna.." 50 cent peice "GGGGGG UNIT!!!! Sorry i had to let that out"
3. The gorilla unit in afghanistan killed an american soldier today.
by Loyded Buck Shoot 9 April 12, 2005
A terrible clothing line started by 50 cent to promote his rap crew "gorilla unit". You can find it at Ross Dress For Less and Marshalls on the oversized rack. The style follows in the tradition of FUBU, Sean John, Mecca, Kani, Phat Farm and RocaWear. Not to be mistaken for WuWear, which is actually hot apparel.
That lame rapper 50 cent sold out his crew to put "g unit!" on muumuu sized t-shirts that can be seen worn by that murderer Joren Vandersloot.
by Jokum Istanbul October 02, 2005
G unit started when 50 Cent joined with Half a Buck (Young Buck) to create ONE dollar which they then used to purchase some extra cheap latex condoms for their sinister anal rituals. After they cleaned up and ran out of condoms they realized they would need more money to buy condoms so they could keep enjoying each other's anuses.
That's when they ran into Sperm Banks (Lloyd Banks) who suggested they form a rap/homo group with him. They named it G-Unit which stands for Gay Unit or GangBang Unit whichever u prefer. Then Tony Gayo or Tuna Mayo as he likes to be called during gay sex came along and asked if he could join the group. 50 Pence said yes, but he would need to prove he was trustworthy. Later that nite Gayo's asshole had been torn open to a diameter of 34cm after multiple penetrations from Gay Unit. He was now "in".
So Gay Unit looked around for more people to include in their male porno set, they then found Oliver, some kind of Chinese prostitute who recently had a sex change. She changed her name to Olivia and said she was a woman. However, Gay Unit got a big surprise later that night.
And this is how Gay Unit was born.
That's when they ran into Sperm Banks (Lloyd Banks) who suggested they form a rap/homo group with him. They named it G-Unit which stands for Gay Unit or GangBang Unit whichever u prefer. Then Tony Gayo or Tuna Mayo as he likes to be called during gay sex came along and asked if he could join the group. 50 Pence said yes, but he would need to prove he was trustworthy. Later that nite Gayo's asshole had been torn open to a diameter of 34cm after multiple penetrations from Gay Unit. He was now "in".
So Gay Unit looked around for more people to include in their male porno set, they then found Oliver, some kind of Chinese prostitute who recently had a sex change. She changed her name to Olivia and said she was a woman. However, Gay Unit got a big surprise later that night.
And this is how Gay Unit was born.
0.50c - "Ay YO, Sperm Banks ma G Unit brudda come here n giv me a wanksta"
Sperm Banks - "Wat be dat homie?"
0.50c - "It's where u wank me off gangsta style holdin ma cock side ways"
Sperm Banks - "Jeaaaah"
Sperm Banks - "Wat be dat homie?"
0.50c - "It's where u wank me off gangsta style holdin ma cock side ways"
Sperm Banks - "Jeaaaah"
by McKENT October 02, 2007
by dehidral767 June 22, 2005