futter

Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING

If you want to earn your bread and butter.
best you learn then how to futter

by lowdown November 16, 2004

fettle

to fettle is to perform a sexual act on somebody.

"Ey-up our Eli! Did`st thi end up avin a fettle wi that bintfrompt behind t`bar last neet?"

"Aye, it wer reyt grand anole. We were fettlin` all neet. She`s a reyt dirty mare is that Shirley Bagthwaite...ah`ll tell thee!"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

futter-wacking

1. An improvized dance move, named after the dance performed by the Mad Hatter in "Alice In Wonderland".

Rozanna and Jacquelyn got their futter-wacking on, on the dance floor last night, after a couple of shots of Patron.

by azupsman March 6, 2010

Futter

The sound your fat makes when you run fast or the wind blows. When the fat flaps and rolls on one’s body move independently from the body. Usually in rapid circular movements.

Alternate: To feel the fat on your body expanding so much that it feels like a tub of butter

I heard my fat futter in the wind as I was running toward the hot dog truck.

by KeiraC June 20, 2008

futilest

Adj. meaning the most improbable, impossible of events or goals.

Spending hours of laborious time in an attempt to get the business back, when they were clearly unqualified to handle such a complex and herculean task, was the futilest of goals.

by danjerboy April 13, 2010

Futtered

To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.

I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.

by Dick Tip5 July 4, 2021

futtens

A small cute dog or baby.

Oh look at the little Futtens

by Sundowner69 April 9, 2022