Futtelblucker

When someone is in a situation they cant get out of

wow, in in a real Futtelblucker.

by Futtelblucker May 22, 2017

Futtbucker

Worse than a buttfucker cause futtbucker sounds worse

Hey have you met Paul?

You mean that futtbucker?

Yeah that guy

by Biologicalwater March 26, 2021

Nukkin Futts

A clean and appropriate version of the phrase, "Fucking Nuts"

Boy 1: Why aren't you speaking to mandy?
Boy 2: are you kidding me? She's nukkin futts! She too crazy!

by Falcongrl89 January 1, 2012

Futting

The act of doing nothing in particular but being totally awesome while doing so.

Hey man, what are you doing later?
I'm just futting at home right now, but you wanna do something later?

by Robosaurus September 30, 2011

futterwacken

Mad Hatter's trademark dance that was not only one of the most embarrassing and unnecessarily awkward moments in the history of cinema, but also the moment when Tim Burton's credibility as a director hit an all time low.

On that note, the actual man performing the dance, David "Elsewhere" Bernal, is actually a very talented and innovative dancer and is a treat to watch within the appropriate context.

In short, David's talent was used for evil.

*Alice kills Jabberwocky; Hatter performing Futterwacken*

Friend: "WOW. AWKWARD."
You: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"

by jinvapor December 4, 2010

Cum-guzzling futty dutty

A dirty whore that likes to drink cum after having sex in the anus.

Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.

Jackie: gosh that girl is such a tramp!!!
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.

by []D[][]V[][]D#5 November 9, 2008

futternucker

one who fences using the penis as his sword.

"Hey futternucker.....shall we duel?"

by Warrior Pop July 6, 2005