Futon

the sitting furniture in your room/ dorm room where your friends can sit and hang out. Also, it is a make out spot for people as well.

Ashley: It was an intresting night last night.

Me: What happened?

Ashley: My roommate had sex with her boyfriend on the futon.

by johnashmore October 16, 2009

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

Fatson

A fat version of Jackson

Class Clown: Get off discord, Fatson
Class: Hahahaha
Jackson: I'm not on discord, and stop calling me Fatson

by Big,Fat,Fat,Guy November 19, 2019

Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.

Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton

by Staffro November 4, 2010

fuson

basically a badass.

omg its name is fuson it’s a badass

by ilovecbd November 12, 2019

Fursona Posting

Posting on twitter as your fursona or on any social media.

#FursonaPosting "insert regular speech here" *tailwags* - Fursona Posting

by FurryTripleXXXVinDiesel June 23, 2021