futoned

To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.

that dude just futoned my whole team!

by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010

furrogate

a furrogate is a pet that has been treated like a baby or child - it similar to a surrogate, but furry. sometime a furrogate can be replaced by real children when they arrive.

her dogs were her furrogates- well, at least until the baby came, when the former furrogates started peeing on her pillows to let her know they didn't take kindly to their demotion in status!

by manyakay October 16, 2011

futon john

A douche that likes to remind every person he meets that he was conceived on a futon.

Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"

Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."

Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."

Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."

by Dubya14 November 25, 2013

Furro

Spanish slang mainly used in Mexico referring to those inside the furry fandom. It is often used with negative connotations, but as of reccently many spanish-speaking members of the fandom itself have used it to jokingly refer to themselves.

1. ¡Pinches furros! (Goddamn furries!)

by Dino-Mario February 17, 2018

futon dick

Futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.

by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023

Fútbol Champagne

Lionel Scaloni's favourite playing style.

Excuse me if I beat you, but this is the way fútbol champagne is.

by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 13, 2021

Furry Furrow

Vagina, Minge, Snatch, Ghastly Gully. You get the picture.

I rode my baloney pony into her furry furrow.

by Satandog March 22, 2006