furnisexual

Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.

I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.

The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.

"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."

"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"

by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004

Fornite

A game played mostly by guys who have no girlfriend . If they have a girlfriend most the time they are giving fornite more attention than their girlfriend . They steady post their wins on Snapchat like anyone gives a fuck ,which no one does !

Girl - My boyfriend never pays me attention.

Friend - if he plays fornite that’s why.

by Alison Kate May 14, 2018

fornication vacation

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.

After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

by toast455 July 28, 2005

Fornicopia

A lot of fucking. Or an atmosphere that's conducive to a lot of fucking.

"How was the party last night?"
"Oh, man, fornicopia."

by tiggums October 17, 2008

fornicationship

(n) A relationship based purely on the physical aspects, with no romantic involvement that occurs after hooking up with the same person for a minimum of two to three times.

Jane: "I hooked up with John last night"
Alice: "That's the fourth time in the past two week! You're totally in a fornicationship"

Ryan: "Dude the whole relationship thing is bogus. All you need in life is a good fornicationship with some chick"
Freddie: "Now that would be ideal"

by sugurfreshrose August 8, 2012

Fornian

A slang word for someone who has moved from their home-state of California to another state and began screwing everything up.

That Fornian cut me off driving to work today! Friggin Fornian!
That Fornian just moved nextdoor to me and is building the most rickety little fence I ever saw.

Fornians are coming in the droves

by That dude from your school February 21, 2019

ferninisms

a line that someone has said that is distinctly there's.

ferninisms- she used her ferninisms yesterday her teacher did not understand her.

by lbib January 28, 2021