National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.

National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

move furniture and order pizza

to have sex, usually multiple times.

Wanna come over to move furniture and order pizza?
That would be awesome! I need a release!

by bradebear October 8, 2017

furniture brother

When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.

John had sex with his girlfriend in my bed last night. Guess we're furniture brothers now!

by Dan Matison August 20, 2013

furniture

another nickname for a man's package

before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room

by tfitz87.. August 24, 2008

furniture

Another word for a women.

Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.

by Tyannia Stockton April 23, 2004

Furniture Freestyle

The extreme action sport involving riding office chairs, desks, coffee tables, pianos and any other items of furniture. Generally the rider wears protective clothing used in sports like freestyle motocross or bmx and the furniture is ridden down hills, rails and off drops or even ramps. Invented by Maverick Gunner and Rory Williams, displayed in the Youtube video: Furniture Freestyle, an athlete's perspective.

"Man, what's another action sport I can do now that I quit fmx?"
"Well if your hardcore enough you could take up Furniture Freestyle."
"Ah yes, that's a real man's sport!"

by Maverick Gunner October 30, 2010

heavy furniture

euphemism for 'boring party guest(s).'

"Enjoy yourself," said Bianca, "but mind you avoid the heavy furniture congregated by the fire."

by Biiiig Mike January 30, 2010