Funny Story 

1970s/80s: You are about to lie or make an excuse.

mid90s onwards: You are in bit of a soup and you have a semi-valid excuse. So you just say "funny story" and its understood that you are not going to hold your end of the bargain.

Friend1: Did I see you driving my car yesterday ?
Friend2: Funny story... I was looking for _my_ car keys and ...

Manager: How are we placed on the back order from Big Company ?
You: Funny Story.

Funny Story by alwarming October 3, 2011

Funny socks 

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.

do the funny socks Ashleigh!

Funny socks by Spermhands October 6, 2018

Funny Sauce 

When a strange but overly funny situation has happened to a single person.

Betty had a little too much fun, she was queefing during mass. It was some Funny Sauce

Funny Sauce by Bob Hope February 23, 2019

Funny Song 

dededededendededendedede duck dododododo pApDaTo nanannannnnanannannnannnananananannnnannanannanannnnanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dis funny song will make u laugh

Funny Song by coolgirlXD February 25, 2021

Funny Shizzle 

Term used when with ur mates, funny shizzle describin sumink you found rather hilarious.

''Look at afro!'' - Hahaa that is Funny Shizzle,
"OMG Look at what she's wearin!" Funny Shizzle,
I saw that bitch & i thought Funny Shizzle,
LOL Shes gonnahhh beatings Funny Shizzle,
Funny Shizzle,

Funny Shizzle by Siannn :') October 28, 2010

funny shit 

When something happened thats so fucked up it makes you laugh

"OMG, Amy, Brad dumped you for yourr little sister"
"Thats funny shit"

funny shit by kpbostonianakamrsadams June 22, 2009

funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck

Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment

funny sex terms by C March 15, 2005