An abnormally large lesbian who has an unusual fascination with contact sports such as rugby and hockey. Will typically be at least 7 feet tall and have the hairstyle of a faux hawk. This lesbian tends to prefer smaller lipstick lesbians to prey on during drunken nights at the bar.
Gay Friend: “Anna, stay away from Lynn! She’s a fe fi fo fum!!”
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
by Gaysians April 3, 2009
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"Whoa! A Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitch is amongst the group of girls over there. I wonder if she ate any of the others."
by Donald_Squat October 11, 2009
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by Fury the furious December 18, 2022
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Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.
Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.
Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
John: “This new girl at work is so cute, I wanna ask her out.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”
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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”
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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
by SpencerNewton September 24, 2021
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Get the Fum mug.The feeling when you coincidentally notice some human semen resting on a surface and you feel a sense of familiarity, like you have seen this before, like it is somehow familiar; a long lost brother maybe, the remnants of a past jorking.
"I was walking to work today and I was waiting to cross the street when I looked down and saw some fum on the cross button. I couldn't tell why I felt like it was fum, but I knew in that moment that we were somehow connected"
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