Fucktionary

The proper name for a dictionary that doesn't contain the word you are looking for..

"This dictionary doesn't have 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus' what the hell?"

"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."

by sddsfhsdhfjkdshfsdkjteyr September 27, 2011

too drunk to fucktion

"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.

Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)

by m olro October 26, 2011

Fucksation

An adjective describing someone who is a great fuck.

Dude, your mom is a total fucksation!

by Lokela August 16, 2009

fuckatron

A transformer that's a fucking retard

Ciarán is an absolute fuckatron!

by DramaRama8225 January 21, 2017

fuckcation

A long needed holiday after months of stress and being over worked.

Man, as soon as I get home I`m gonna be on fuckcation.

by K, Peters December 30, 2006

fuckation

described as a vacation you really don't want to take. if you'd rather close your face in a car door, you are on a fuckation. it can always be a crappy vacation in hindsight. it can also be with a bunch of people who you can't stand (i.e. family members) who in general, you'd like to kill. if you envision a serial killer spicing up the vacation, this is also a fuckation.

"We went camping in the woods this weekend. What a fuckation."

by jlschen April 24, 2009

fucation

a term used principally in English-speaking North America to describe a lengthy time away from work or school, a trip abroad, or simply a pleasure trip away from home, such as a trip to the beach that lasts several days or longer, with the express purpose of having sex.

The couple left their 1st child with their friends for the weekend, and went on a short fucation in hopes of conceiving their second child while they were away.

by scott liebman November 7, 2007