Food Gay

Becoming vegan.

If diet was an indication of sexuality, being vegan is the equivalent of being Food Gay.

by Hamper Hunter January 2, 2021

food-tramps

Prostitutes who willingly accept food-stamps as a form of monetary return for their services.

Due to the absence of successful beings among the Vandergrift, Apollo, Leechburg, and other such areas, prostitutes are now willing to accept food-stamps as payment. After having received their payment, these "food-tramps" then proceed to buy large quantities of food or further barter the EBT for drugs.

by AlexChaffinsIsAFuckingScrub August 1, 2012

beard food

Beard food is food that is embedded in one’s beard while eating unbeknownst to the eater

Dude! Did you eat tacos for lunch? You have some beard food in your whiskers. Are you saving it for later?

by Riley Bear May 12, 2020

sea food boil

Is a term referring to pubic lice aka "crabs"

"You gave me a sea food boil!" Orlin screams at Nickacado, "YOU GAVE ME A SEA FOOD BOIL!!!" Orlin exclaimed in pain slapping Nick's arm as the overgrown man-child smears cake on the wall.

by Clayton Astly August 12, 2021

Cat food bath monster

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.

Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken

by Chrischael November 9, 2021

food bitch

a person who is abnormally picky about food and relentlessly forces their unsolicited opinion regarding food on others, esp. when they are eating something the food bitch dislikes

David, the resident food bitch, snarled in digust as I pulled out saltine crackers that I had no plan of ever offering him.

by DJPeePee February 19, 2011

Food Porn

Juicy,mouth-watering,high-res images of incredibly delicious-looking food.

I wasted 3 hours drooling at food porn.

by Pitchy June 2, 2016