fml forever

Fuck my life forever

Jen: today sucked
Hannah: Fml forever

by Heightbabe April 17, 2017

Together forever

Two and a half months

We're going to stay together forever
*Two months later*
*weeping* WHY WHY DID SHE LEAVE MEEEEE?

by king takez March 31, 2020

forever ago

Means to have been a long time ago.
Commonly said by Green Day in the song "Whatsername" in which the lyrics "forever ago" are repeated several times.

It can also be said by stupid retards without good grammar, people too lazy to express themselves in other words, and by people who really DO feel it's been forever ago.

Person 1: Hey, has that girl you met at the DDR party called back you yet?
Person 2: Nah.... it's been forever ago; dude, she isn't calling.

by cornerofcherrystreet July 12, 2007

Forever and Always

A term used by two lovers, or two Best Friends. Meaning I promise to be here no matter what, If they killed your sister or brother, That you'll never leave their side. That no matter how many things try to destroy you guys, that it doesn't change a thing. Honestly meaning I love you. It's the truest and most accurate promise that Can Not Ever Be Broken. You truly got to mean it, to say it.

Me: I love you.

Him: Forever and Always, right?
Me: Forever and Always.

by StormChaser June 2, 2013

Forever Alone Party

FAP. Masturbation. Beating off.

I had a forever alone party last night. It was cool.

by Glamoiglia November 5, 2011

forever home

A word used by pet breeders or shelter operators to describe a loving home where the pet can be adopted to live out the rest of his or her days.

"We take as good care of her as we can, but Princess is still looking for her forever home."

by Mr. Puddles December 9, 2008

forever-wipe

those shits that take foreverrr to wipe.

Present-tense usuage:

me *thinking* "damn, i've been in here for over 10 minutes. this is a forever-wipe!"

Past-tense usage:

friend "yo bro were you just jerking off in my bathroom"
me "nah man, i took a shit it was a forever-wipe."
friend "you better get your ass to the store and buy me some toilet paper"

by the shitter5 September 13, 2010