to subvert justice; to fix something so others won't know about it; to extend a criminal or civil legal matter and pretend someone is actually going to be punished; to get out of a crime
A drug dealer is discussing his case with his lawyer. His lawyer finally asks him "how much are you willing to spend to fritz this?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
by Clemus October 3, 2010
the act of being crazy high
“ guys I’m on the fuckin fritz right now”
“yoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last night”
“yoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last night”
by Cpbartwtylt13 February 14, 2018
A teacher who you would fisrt think is an okay teacher at the beggining of the school year.. then two days later, OMG what a fucking fat ass old blonde fag!!! Fritz's are often found... well, nowhere! the are just so undesirable!
Laura: OMG! i dont want to go to class!!! i hate fritz!
Candace: OH! did't you hear! She was the last fritz on earth and went instinct last night!
Laura: WICKED BITCH!
candace: She was replaced with a hot exotic male nurse, and is going to practice CPR with the class to celabrate the good news of the END OF ALL FRITZ!!
Candace: OH! did't you hear! She was the last fritz on earth and went instinct last night!
Laura: WICKED BITCH!
candace: She was replaced with a hot exotic male nurse, and is going to practice CPR with the class to celabrate the good news of the END OF ALL FRITZ!!
by CANURA March 12, 2009
To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.
by Anonymous February 9, 2003
some one thats a father figure,one that treats you as an adoptive son.an older person with long hair and a beard that does good things for others. santa clause jerry garcia jesus christ
papa fritz bailed me out, no questions asked. i was going to join a gang, then papa fritz talked me out of it.
by blessed with love March 25, 2011
by Cassaniti November 21, 2017
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