The actual name of the creature commonly referred to as "ferret." "Ferret" is in fact the wrong word and "fert" is the correct word. Actual ferrets prefer the word "fert" and consider the word "ferret" VERY politically incorrect.
Person: look at the ferret it's SO CUTE
Fert correcting them: Uhm excuse me I think you mean fert not ferret. Ferret is incorrect.
Person: wtf a talking ferret
Fert correcting them: Uhm excuse me I think you mean fert not ferret. Ferret is incorrect.
Person: wtf a talking ferret
by Cybersyn November 10, 2020
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" never heard of it before"
(plays his song)
" yo this schlapps hard"
" never heard of it before"
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by fernando123)*& July 28, 2021
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Someone who comes to their own conclusions about the nature of existence and the world, based not on the notions of others nor by adhering strictly to any particular dogma, but rather through their own senses and thought processes.
Also a term hijacked by the Militant New atheist Media Machine to be essentially synonymous with "atheist", with the not-so-subtle implication that self-generated thought and personal common sense MUST lead EVERYONE to conclude that there is no god, and that no one who comes to believe in a god of any sort, religious-based or abstract, may truly be a freethinker.
Also a term hijacked by the Militant New atheist Media Machine to be essentially synonymous with "atheist", with the not-so-subtle implication that self-generated thought and personal common sense MUST lead EVERYONE to conclude that there is no god, and that no one who comes to believe in a god of any sort, religious-based or abstract, may truly be a freethinker.
Joe: "I'm a freethinker".
Militant atheist: "Congrats! When did you free yourself from the delusion of the fairy tale god?"
Joe: "Well, umm...I believe in god. Not the god of any religion, but a creator."
Militant Atheist: "Oh, so you're not a freethinker. You don't go strictly by logic and science. You believe in fairy tales. Your just a lazy atheist."
Joe: "Um...no. I actually came to this conclusion on my own. Using just science would mean I'm bound by a system, and that wouldn't be free thought. I base my belief on my perception of the world, and I don't stricly adhere to science nor religion. I freely think my way through the issues based on all the information available. I'm a freethinker!"
Militant atheist: "Congrats! When did you free yourself from the delusion of the fairy tale god?"
Joe: "Well, umm...I believe in god. Not the god of any religion, but a creator."
Militant Atheist: "Oh, so you're not a freethinker. You don't go strictly by logic and science. You believe in fairy tales. Your just a lazy atheist."
Joe: "Um...no. I actually came to this conclusion on my own. Using just science would mean I'm bound by a system, and that wouldn't be free thought. I base my belief on my perception of the world, and I don't stricly adhere to science nor religion. I freely think my way through the issues based on all the information available. I'm a freethinker!"
by quietmedic July 1, 2016
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Fertle with an engine... tune it up?...
Fertle with anything... to adjust it
Can be "search for", ie, had a damn good fertle in the shed, but couldnt find the shovel...
Fertle with an engine... tune it up?...
Fertle with anything... to adjust it
Can be "search for", ie, had a damn good fertle in the shed, but couldnt find the shovel...
by Bwian SilverDragon September 5, 2008
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An erection lasting a few micro-seconds. This is invisible to anyone but the trained eye. It is an involuntary muscle reflex.
Not to be confused with a "stirring in the loins" - a more labored and deliberate feeling, involving a certain degree of participation from the subject.
An erection lasting a few micro-seconds. This is invisible to anyone but the trained eye. It is an involuntary muscle reflex.
Not to be confused with a "stirring in the loins" - a more labored and deliberate feeling, involving a certain degree of participation from the subject.
by Kaiser7890 June 2, 2007
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Known posts involve "I can has password?", "Why can't I see the password?", and "Hi, I'm Wufwugy".
Known posts involve "I can has password?", "Why can't I see the password?", and "Hi, I'm Wufwugy".
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