freelance 15

Similar to the 15 pounds gained in freshman year, the freelance 15 is a similar phenomenon known to occur when someone leaves a regular 9-5 career in favor of going freelance. You eat more, sleep more and generally are less active as you no longer expel the energy to get to and from work everyday.

"I'm thinking about going freelance full-time"

"Just watch out for the freelance 15"

by chetwoolery November 9, 2012

EP;FC/entry point freelancers cut/EPFC

remember entry point?
now cut the freelancers dick off and boom entry point freelancers cut

billy: do you like entry point?
bob: nah i like epfc more even though it costs money
jr: 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 i prefer deception 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
everyone: booooooooooooo
timmy: why do you eat cishato's balls with EP;FC/entry point freelancers cut/EPFC

by sparrowep/sperou/sperouep/spar December 5, 2025

Freelancer

A fancy word for unemployed that white people use

"Yeah I didn't really fit into my job, so I decided to become a freelancer"

by The Snow Nigro June 20, 2017

freelance pharmacist

Drug dealer.

It's not politically correct to call them drug dealers they're freelance pharmacists.

by jasorkowski657 November 10, 2022