felching

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.

Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?

by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019

Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

Felching Furby

The act of fucking a furby doll in the ass, then sucking the contents out with a straw.

I totally did a felching furby yesterday, and it was creamy!

Felching furby's are erotic!!

I did a felching furby and now im gonna do it again with a crazy straw!

by Mistrfister August 5, 2010

help reaching the top shelf

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.

Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."

by Borazon March 14, 2022

feuching

the act of two women pressing their vulvas together during sex.

i walked in on my mom and her girlfriend feuching, and i'm scarred for life.

by j. malott November 25, 2005

fachingle

the action of taking your dick out in an awkward conversation and start swirling it around and calling everyone around you a sexy turtle then poking their nipples

person1:yo guys check this out

everyone else:ok

person1: *starts to do a fachingle*

everyone else: awesome man!

by chadbrochilll17 December 4, 2009

Freansing

The cleaning out of all your crappy Facebook friends.

I had to do some freansing today.

by Jen98037 August 16, 2016