Fort Saskatchewan

A city in Alberta with the population of 25,000 located not far from Edmonton. Half of which are skid teenagers smoking behind every local 711 and the other half being old white men who can be found throughout the day at any of the several Tim Horton’s or at the Mc.Donalds. You may notice while in Fort Saskatchewan many new buildings going up. Those will most likely be Liquor Stores, Medical Clinics, or a hair dresser. Fort Saskatchewan already has many of those things, but according to the mayor Gale Ketchur who wears nothing except red, we never have enough. Hockey is a big deal in the city of Fort Saskatchewan so if you happen to be there it’s expected you go see a game. Warning : any teenage girl going near Fort Saskatchewan, 90% of the boys your age there are fuckboys beware and stay safe.

“Want to go to breakfast at Tims in Fort Sask tomorrow”

“Nah it’ll be packed with old people just come to my place for breakfast”

“I went to Fort Saskatchewan for a hockey game and this cute boy gave me his number”
“Delete his number he’s a fuckboy if he’s from Fort Sask”

by rayne1974 February 21, 2018

Formula 1

The pinnacle of motor racing. First began in 1950 at Silverstone England. Great racers: Fangio 5 championships, Prost 4 championships Senna 3 Championships. and now Schumacher who has 7. Open wheel racing, akin to the IRL, but they also turn right. Race once a year at the Indy 500 backwards.

- Schumacher has won again, his 83 F1 victory.
- Oh cobblers

by Jimbob March 18, 2005

Sex Fort

Just coined about 2 and a half minutes ago. A sex fort may be created for the performing of sex in a room that already doesnt have much privacy -such as a dorm room. Hence, a smaller room created with blankets, pillows, cardboard etc., in a already small room.

"Hey Matt have you seen my girlfriend? she was out walking the dog."

"Yeah bro they're in my sex fort, sorry but how could you miss us you were in the room"

"Ohhhhhh nice!"

by Mikendanatt February 20, 2011

formula one

The most incredible form of racing available! NASCAR is a load of crap in comparison...

only formula one has 330 km/h speeds

by Tmurgy June 17, 2006

fortune cookie wisdom

When somebody claims to be smart, but half of the shit they say is obvious and can be found in a fortune cookie.

Asshole - Work hard and you will be okay.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.

by ILikeDefiningThings August 26, 2018

Fort Zumwalt West High

Fort Zumwalt West High

Decent high school with nothing but thots, hoes, anime nerds and nicotine addicts. With liberal teachers who push there views in your face. Kids who piss litterly every fucking place in a bathrooms. If you ever need a juul pod you can litterly go to any bathroom and check the floor and you'll find about 9. They had a couple of gangs in the past but they are past that and they now like to be known as "brotherhoods" and finally seeing around 13 pregant girls per grade is not a rare occurance. So stop on by and have a West High Day!

Ew dont go to Fort Zumwalt West High you might catch clamidia.

by Lig bungus666 April 25, 2019

Stripper Fort

A secret hideout built by a stripper in order to shelter your lap dances from the rest of the club. It is ussually made of multiple high back chairs turned backwards to create a wall of privacy. It is generally more cost effective than the VIP room.

Matt said he had the time of his life at the club last night. He hooked up with a cool stripper and she even built him a stripper fort! She then proceeded to violate the clubs touching policy! It was better that any VIP room.

by goheavy September 19, 2009