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Farting Terms

A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.
" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
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forking

It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.
Do you wanna cuddle then maybe get to forking?
by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015
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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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fordingbridge

I went to Fordingbridge yesterday, makes a night out in Bournemouth look classy tbh
by St. Emmy November 13, 2016
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Fortino

Strong man. Aka Daddy. The guy you want to have your babies. Thick in all facets. A hard 10 (Man Dime) with a Dad Bod
Them Fortino boys are ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ†
by YaaaBoiiiii2020 September 7, 2020
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fortinayt

A ripoff of the ripped fortinate

BROING BACK THAT FUCKING BUILDS AAAA
Fortinayt ili babaci
by babaci12345 March 28, 2022
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farting point

After some time in a relationship with a woman, the man will feel comfortable farting loudly in her presence. This point in time is the farting point
-Jill and I have been together 5 months now

-Have you reached the farting point yet?

-Nah, she's a bit too frigid
by Zamb August 5, 2009
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