footer

Scots word for to waste time and not get on with things. Leads to footerer, footering, footery Pronouced not like foot but with long oooooo

Stop footering around. Get on with your home work.

Och, I widnae want him working here. He's awfy footery.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010

fooker

A polite way amongst friends to call each other a fucker.

sup fooker

by ^iX^HyPeR June 16, 2003

foxpert

A baised expert of doubtful qualifications used to further the agenda of the right. From the joining of FOX news and expert.

Did you see that report on global warming last night on Fox? The environmental scientist they quoted worked for Exxon! How can you believe that foxpert??

by DarrellP May 8, 2006

Foober

A hypothetical food delivery food service from the good people who gave you Uber.

Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.

I'm too lazy to make dinner tonight, so instead, I'm going to spend 20 minutes scrolling through this menu on the Foober app and then wait an additional 40 minutes for someone to bring my food to me. #America

by naveickel December 3, 2018

flooper doodle

Typically a dog or puppy. A flooper doodle is similar to a booper snoot but the difference is usually that it has floppy (floopy) ears that need to be flooped.

Brad's new Labrador is the cutest flooper doodle ever, I spent 10 minutes flooping its ears.

by DoggySquisher April 30, 2020

plum foolery

To partake in foolishness or causing mischief.

I've had just about enough of this plum foolery!

*as opposed to the more commonly used tom foolery.

by Jason Harris January 7, 2009

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009