Fontaculosis

To be obsessively and compulsively changinging any font in anything on the internet for no particular reason other than to "Try something different"
I.e:
Myspace
MSN
Facebook
Etc.

Most cases of Fontaculosis results in the infected getting confused with which writing is which, as they regularly forget which font was theirs.

Example for Fontaculosis:

Tom: Lol yeah I thought so. (Crazy rainbow font with Italics and underline)

Bradly: Who the hell is writing this, stop changing your font man, I can't even understand it, and its a bad font. You're not cool, give up you noob.

Tom: Oh.. I see.. (Plain black Times New Roman)

Bradly: You fail. Get checked for Fontaculosis.

by CollinsRkpng May 19, 2009

FONTicide

committing heinous attack on someones font / conversation online.

Reem was verbally attacking katie online, katie was extremely preturbed and committing fonticide n his attacks and never saw a typing from him again

by kpp July 3, 2008

fontics

the use of variable fonts to emphasize the impact of words in creative writing, such as concrete poetry.

Fontics is the use of italics for a word like flicker, bold face for a word like dark, and symbols instead of letters to suggest meaning as in st*r (for star). Example: twinkle, twinkle little st*r (sorry, couldn't get italics (twinkle) or font size (little) to adjust in this message box)

by Dr. Charles A. Stone September 25, 2011

fontch

Cross between fountain+funk+cheese+bitch. Derogatory use in regard to a woman's vaginal uncleanliness.

Man, that Hooker Fontch is NASTY!
or, 'She's all Fontchy! I wouldn't let an enemy date her.
or, 'That Fontch has laid the entire state of Texas and Puerto Rico besides!'

by rewolf7 September 27, 2007

fortictual

Electrifying, interesting, persistant

Justin Cervantes performs his fortictual acts during the presentation of Dracula at Jefferson High School.

by Spencer Partridge November 25, 2007

fontilating

To change font while in chat or instant message.

We had trouble following the chat because she insisted on fontilating.

by I_Owe_Mojo February 25, 2008

Fontitis

Whenever you copy and paste somebodys text from one AIM conversation to another and your font changes to the copied font.

Stratomaster: i just copyed and pasted that disease name from ryan
Stratomaster: and apparently
Stratomaster: im immune to fontitis

by Vicki Aye October 5, 2008