Idiot Fonde

One of if not the ugliest human beings ever created. This idiot Fonde dead looks like a sloth and has horse shit for breath and also lets not forget about how your eyebrows are longer than your haircut and one last thing, NICE BRACES!

Oh look it’s the ugliest kid ever, idiot Fonde.

by Luther1 April 8, 2019

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

turd-fondler

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

by Martin Burns April 27, 2006

jane fonda

Sexual intercourse between a man and two women, a threesome.

(As in the Mickey Avalon song of the same name.)

I know you want to do the jane fonda.

by anonymous February 11, 2006

chocolate fondue

The act of inserting one or more testicles into a woman's asshole.

"Dude, my nuts are killing me!"
"Why?"
"I chocolate fondued some freakbitch last night."

by Mike Morningwood July 27, 2008

jane fonda

1. Having sex with a girl in numerous positions in one sitting; thus making it more of a workout. Made popular by the Mickey Avalon song.

2. A threesome (Two chicks and a dude)

1. Dude, Janice and I did it all night, Jane Fonda style.

2. Serene and Ellie came over, and we hd ourselves a Jane Fonda

by Wallace Superfly November 13, 2006

Fondick

When a male dips his penis in a fondue pot of chocolate (or any other melted food of choice) and the girl has the pleasure of eating it off. This phallical delicacy is one of the finest in the world.

He did a fondick for me! It was delicious!

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 12, 2006