Knoydart Flush

Used mainly in the UK with several regional varioations possible. (1) A post-coital reddening of the face and neck. A blush suggesting a recent knee-trembler or severe embarrassment. (2) In card games: 5 entirely unrelated cards. (3) 'The Knoydart Flush' were a East Scottish folk rock act, featuring members from Siege Engine and Tayport Conversion.

"Ain't he got a right Knoydart Flush?" Could be used in a West Country accent to suggest the embarrassment or recent sexual activity.

by Socketloon October 24, 2008

Two-Flush

A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.

"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."

by DirtyBoz February 28, 2013

candy flush

The art of playing Candy Crush saga while in the bathroom, on the toilet.

Dude I just went to candy flush before P&T with Schwiggles and I beat B Jones' record!

by WSoP class of 2014 October 22, 2013

vaginal flush

When a vagina flushes out the cum gathered by her partner. Often happens at orgies or sex parties.

Wow laquisha had a huge vaginal flush!

by Alexandria Foop May 12, 2015

Russian Flush

Taking a rather large turd and leaving it in the toilet for someone unsuspecting to find because you forgot to flush.

Who left the "russian flush" in the toilet.....Makenna........

by Wittyunprdctbletalnt&natrlgame January 13, 2020

Plop and Flush

When someone's shit hits the toliet, They kindly flush it, so that noone will have to smell it.

Girl 1: OMG!

Girl 2: What happened?

Girl 1: I just came from the restroom, and someone in there didn't have the audacity to plop and flush.

by Original Guera July 1, 2007

fuck ‘n flush

A simple, yet profound way to ensure a clean and happy vagina. The ultimate system that will enable a vagina to engage in sex in the most harsh conditions, without fear of infection..: when you make a woman squirt at the end of any vaginal interaction. This removes any chance of bacterial infection by flushing out the sensitive inner workings of managing a perfect ph. There can exist a world in which no woman must fear the repercussions of dirty camp sex. Simply make her squirt as the final step. The added bonus is, even if she didn’t get off during sex, the fuck followed by the flush will ensure an enthusiastic fuck yes, every time.

I used to avoid dirty camp sex for fear of bv or yeast infection.. since practicing the fuck ‘n flush method, I have the healthiest vagina ever!!! Now, it’s imperative that any person I let interact with my lady bits must learn how to make me squirt.

by Aelana August 13, 2022