Two-Flush
A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.
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Two Flush Megashit
A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.
Two Flush Megashit by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013
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Two flush and brush
The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.
"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
Two flush and brush by chope May 22, 2009
Two-Flush Tonka
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
Two-Flush Tonka by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
two flusher
two flusher by Larryfun September 11, 2005
two-flusher
a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.
*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker
"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker
"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"
two-flusher by jajambo February 5, 2004
Fun Crusher Two-Flusher
A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
Fun Crusher Two-Flusher by GullibleZine September 3, 2006