Two-Flush 

A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.

"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."

Two-Flush by DirtyBoz February 28, 2013

Two Flush Megashit 

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.

Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.

Two Flush Megashit by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013

Two flush and brush 

The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.

"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."

Two flush and brush by chope May 22, 2009

Two-Flush Tonka 

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

Two-Flush Tonka by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022

two flusher 

A dump so enormous that one must flush the toilet twice to get it all down.

Excuse me folks but I must hit the can. This could be a two flusher!

two flusher by Larryfun September 11, 2005

two-flusher

a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.

*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker

"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"

two-flusher by jajambo February 5, 2004

Fun Crusher Two-Flusher 

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

Fun Crusher Two-Flusher by GullibleZine September 3, 2006