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Two Flush Megashit
A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.
Two Flush Megashit by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013
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Two flush and brush
The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.
"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
Two flush and brush by chope May 22, 2009
Two-Flush Tonka
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
Two-Flush Tonka by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
two flusher
two flusher by Larryfun September 11, 2005
two-flusher
a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.
*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker
"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker
"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"
two-flusher by jajambo February 5, 2004
Fun Crusher Two-Flusher
A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
Fun Crusher Two-Flusher by GullibleZine September 3, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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