Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
by Justin Duong May 6, 2009
Get the Swine Fluke mug.the word used to describe when someone who never revised, missed lessons, got high all the time and basically sucked at collage, manages to graduate.
by themorganator_4 September 7, 2010
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He,just gave all his money to his girl!True fluke!*****Those shoes are ugly as hell,your a true fluke!
by sadpuppy June 30, 2006
Get the true fluke mug.German for: The flight*
*Although some linguists doubt the realness of this word, "Die Fluke" is an actual german word used abundantly in Germany as well as around the word.
*Although some linguists doubt the realness of this word, "Die Fluke" is an actual german word used abundantly in Germany as well as around the word.
Richard: Hey do you want to see a movie tonight?
Joseph: I got to go catch "Die Fluke" to Frankfurt. Sorry!
Joseph: I got to go catch "Die Fluke" to Frankfurt. Sorry!
by Die Fluke IS Real March 17, 2010
Get the Die Fluke mug.David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
by abweitl August 30, 2009
Get the Swine Fluke mug.when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.
Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."
by Pony Up January 26, 2008
Get the the fluke mug.When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.
John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."
by BV4 May 6, 2009
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