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Fuckless

Fucking + Useless (mashed together) = FUCKLESS
Man 1: My one friend is so fucking useless!

Man 2: Tell me about it! He's the most "FUCKLESS" person I have ever met!
by DC Eklipse September 8, 2011
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fuckletitties

a term describing the feeling one gets when seeing something that really doesn't mean anything but still sucks anyway.
OH Fuckletitties.
by Coolguy12 May 28, 2009
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fuckles

a twat or a group of twats, other forms include fuckleston or mcfuckleston
you bunch of mcfuckles
by dirty rob February 24, 2003
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Fruckles

"Dude I smashed my hand in the door!"

"Let me see. DUDE!! You have fruckles!"
by amyjenc1 October 26, 2011
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fnucklesmuck

To shove your knuckles into a womans fishy cooch*
*smuck
Bruh my hand stank after I fnucklesmuckedthat stripper!
by Big bootie botched April 5, 2017
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fucklet

When my amazingly hot girlfriend tries to say "you fucker" and it comes out as "you fucklet".
Marie said fucklet today.
by Lele November 21, 2004
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fuckles

This word is the "mother word" for a kind of "speak" or "dialect" found anywhere among DJ's to surfers.
Think perhaps something akin to 'pig-latin' ...but less strict, and exponentially cooler.
(Also, this is not spoken to act as code... it just is - like, "it's just sickles to talkles this way.")

You may add the -les OR -zles suffix to just about any word you want really.
...So long as it sounds/flows all "perfectles" with the word being altered.
Personally, I think it's cute as hell, but I don't know if the "guyzles" would dig on me saying so (cuz, you know... that's NOT too "coolzles").

Anyhow, "fuckles" is the "mother-word" because as far as I know... it was the first word altered in this fashion.

To say "fuckes" is like: "awe man!" or "awe shit."

What I think is most important to note about this whole speech patern however, is that it is very dead-pan, ...and almost sweet sounding (maybe even a bit defeated??) in tone.
If you were actually REALLY upset about something, and you wanted to express real anger; you would not opt for this manner of speaking. ...You would just say, "AWE SHIT MAN!!!!!!"

I may perhaps also know who IS the "man behind the language."
I certain amateur DJ out of North County in San Diego - I don't recall his "DJ" alias anymore, but I knew him as "Rob" or "Robles" (affectionately!) ...which was short for his full given name; which I will not devulge here. ;)
(Hey, he has the right to stay "anonymules")

-Well, ...I'm "outles"
"Man... I just locked the keyzles in the carzles.
...fuckles."

"Well fuckles... I guess I'm just gonna walkles to workles then. ...Latles"
by OkayMartin June 24, 2004
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