hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

Floopster

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

by Chundy August 18, 2011

foofser

A term grandmothers use for flatulation

I foofsered in class today and everybody laughed at me and pointed and i cried.

by Foofsermama October 3, 2011

floofatude

A noun that identifies the fluffiness of an object such as a dog, cat, blanket, etc.

"How fluffy was that cat?"
"It had reached maximum floofatude!"

by Floof.expert December 13, 2016

floosey

A slut, Whore, Skank, or Tramp

Abra is such a floosey, she done the whole football team!

by Chaddywagon March 27, 2008

Floobs

flat ass, drooping, saggy boobs

Rose, put a shirt on, I don't want to see those scary floobs!

by Atia February 24, 2008

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003