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Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.
Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.
by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009
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Flatterment

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet
Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment
by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010
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flatterboy

a dork man who leeches on you an tries to be your friend

even though you say "no"
Thanks, flatterboy, now go on and stalk and worship someone else
by dickjohnsons December 21, 2009
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FlutterDash

The shipping nickname of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. They are both pegasi from the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
FlutterDash is the best shipping!
by Silly_Filly4 July 9, 2012
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flattercreeping

What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.
Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."
by folbirt December 23, 2014
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Serial Flirter

lizzie: "omg, i think he's really into me! did you see how he touched me?"
carly: "i wouldn't get too excited, he's a serial flirter"
by sep24 September 25, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Flirter

A person who posts definitions on Urban Dictionary concerning a special friend that they would like to fuck.

"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.

In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!

People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!
When you search for "Marianna" what do you find? Go on do it... I'm not busy by any means. I'm to busy fucking because of my virtual shrine...

I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.
by HoopyFrood92 February 14, 2010
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