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Plenty of Flakes

Plenty of Flakes is the alternate definition to POF which often refers to the dating website Plenty of Fish.

Whether they've met in real life yet or not POF(Plenty of Flakes) users have SO many options they commonly disregard set plans with one person if:
1. a better fish comes along,
2. they simply can't keep track of all their dating activity,
3. they're plain chicken to meet the other person in the real,
4. worldthey're selfish pricks with no common decency or mutual respect and chose to do something else,
Drew: "How'd it go with what's her pickle on Friday?"
Marc: "Typical POF girl she no showed and left me sitting around like a dummy then wouldn't reply to my texts... Plenty of Flakes!"
Drew: "Never give 'em a Friday..."
by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010
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flake

n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.
1. John called in sick to work again today. He's such a flake.

2. Mary said she would do the research for our project, but it's been a week and she hasn't done a thing. She's such a flake.
by Gargouille June 4, 2005
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Craigslist Flake

a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.
The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.
by JoJo2 November 9, 2008
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booty flake

The flakes of shit left in the ass of one who didn't wipe well enough.
I was eating this girls ass the other day and a booty flake got stuck in my teeth
by booty flake January 12, 2015
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anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist
Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009
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Pudding Flakes

Smeared dried shit that fall into your underwear like dandruff much like small flakes.
Mark "Wow last nights pizza and beer had me wiping forever"
Nick "In a few hours your going to have pudding flakes"
by illskillz March 9, 2008
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bell flake

the cheesey build up on your bell end, sometimes it reaches a critical level and turns yellow and you notice people that sit near you are sick into their mouth a little bit.
a man sits on a duvet naked when he stands there is a small yellow circle left in his place "richard go and wash your cock you bell flake"
by dangerous donnivan April 9, 2008
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