Fleech

noun
A person who clings to another and sucks the fun out of everything that happens.

That party was so fun last night, until the fleech called the cops.

We were all at the lake for the weekend, but the fleech made us stay inside and study.

by Davey958959 March 16, 2008

Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016

flachwichser

A german slang term for a "lousy wanker" according to some site I found on google, and a "bad masturbator" according to a german exchange student that went to my high school

It's quite an insult.

Du bist ein flachwichser!

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkatherine July 18, 2007

necro felching

The act of felching a dead corpse.

After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.

by ickytips April 27, 2005

Felch

When some one cums up a persons ass then sucks it out

Michael felched Robert.

by thedictionaryguy August 29, 2014

felch

A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!

We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

by Tenacious-C June 23, 2007

felcher

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

by Potatotron Ramone May 22, 2005