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Flatulent Relationship

A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.
"What happened, you two were great together!"

"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."
by Gems87 October 18, 2008
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Cranial Flatulence

Susan: "During my entrance-exam, I totally had a bad case of cranial flatulence"
by Krystra August 31, 2013
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courageous flatulence

A loud (often foul) retort to an unwarranted accusation.
Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022
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Flatulence Burn

A "flatulence burn" is the result of extremely hot gas emitted from the sphincter, which causes minor to extreme irritation in the area around the anus. In extreme cases, blistering can occur around the anus and when gas is emitted, encapsulated by an undergarment, blistering may occur in areas well beyond the anal region (including but not limited to ones private parts). A "flatulence burn" is often accompanied by the splatter of liquid or solid feces in the vicinity of the gas when emitted.
Johnny had stomach cramps all morning after eating hot peppers for breakfast. While walking to class, he passed gas and immediately dropped to the floor. After being brought to the nurses office and hearing that he may have a "Flatulence Burn", Johnny asked to go to the bathroom. He could not sit on the toilet and had to throw his underwear away.
by whoins November 19, 2010
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explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses
DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
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verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.
Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room
by Greg Toland August 20, 2017
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flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).
He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!
by weave March 19, 2003
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