Flarp

A very weird, loud noise that is in the fart family but at the same time totally different. Flarps are funny and can be used to describe a ballofna

person 1: *FLARP*
person 2: nice
person 1: well DUH its a flarp

by vlotbotsquad November 25, 2018

Flarp

A person who is capable of creating a series of organized queefs in order to mimic speech.

Guy: Yo that chick is a Flarp

Flarp mimiking another guy: Yeah frfr

by 69 OF DA 420 June 14, 2023

Flarping

Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.

Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."

by HasbroInteractive December 24, 2021

Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025