flatulatas

any meat / torilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.

"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.

by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003

flatulate

Giving an excuse about being delayed by a flat tire.

He flatulated in to the meeting 20 minutes late.

by Crewcut November 2, 2006

flatulante

(noun) A person who exibitis common acts of flatulance. Derived from the Mexican subculture of the Mary Higgins followers.

Roger Goodman, and Randal the dog are both the fine young strapping flatulantes.

by Ryles September 26, 2005

Rogue Flatulator

The act of purposely flatulating in someone's comfort zone for your own personal pleasure.

A deviant, One who delights in your Nasal Dismay. A sneak, Proficient in all Flatual activity, "You smelt it , he dealt it..."

He's gone, but the putrid "eue de toilette" of his expired breakfast burrito will scar you forever.

sniff..sniff...Who just farted? You smell that??
it must have been that guy that just walked by...
I was wondering why he smiled, that Rogue Flatulator

by MrHollandsOpusOne November 9, 2010

Flaturate

To saturate an area with new build flats which don't sell.

Developer: "Shall we build some more flats in this area?"
Builder: "No this area is flaturated"

by Izzyyy :) February 3, 2009

flatulatron

A high-tech device for producing fart noises.

When I was a kid, we had the whoopee cushion. Now, we've gone the high-tech route with the Flatulatron.

by Beef_Injection July 16, 2016

Fapulation

Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation

"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"

by Samsamson January 18, 2019